http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=call-of-the-monstrous-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour Local council broadcasts mating calls of infamous monsters in hope of attracting them to town. Plans to cash in on international reconstruction funds when town destroyed by rampaging sex mad giant creatures. Fri, 30 Nov 2018 00:08:34 UTC en